The Not So Funny Funnies

Submitted by Mikayla Stolle

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?  Because she will Let it go, Let it go!

What is the most hardworking part of the eye? The pupil!

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?  Guardians of the Galaxy.

How do you shoot a killer bee?  With a bee bee gun.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?  Frostbite

What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?  The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew”!



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